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Unread 07-04-2019, 01:00 PM   #1
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Having been deemed insufficiently American by my fellow Americans, I have decided that the next logical step is that I will be deemed a terrorist. Accordingly, I am moving to Islamabulb to hasten the inevitable.

Islamabulb is just the place for a bad ass m'fer like me. Shaft in Africa was nothing. The Bulb in Pakistan is gonna rock it.

That is all. Happy Fourth to all of you who remain.
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Unread 07-04-2019, 02:50 PM  
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You were deemed insufficiently American because you didn't attend the military hardware extravaganza in DC?
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Unread 07-04-2019, 06:11 PM  
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You were deemed insufficiently American because you didn't attend the military hardware extravaganza in DC?
..even though they're not his and he in no way earned them. I happened to mention last night at dinner that I didn't have any problem with Tommy Smith and John Carlos' protests. You'd have thought I squashed their puppy's head.
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You probably donít have Patriotic gear because itís generally deemed highly offensive, but if you do, can I have it when you move to Islambulb?
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Unread 07-04-2019, 08:30 PM   #5
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You probably donít have Patriotic gear because itís generally deemed highly offensive, but if you do, can I have it when you move to Islambulb?
...of the Dead singing "US Blues" count? If so you can have it.

And if you don't spell my country correctly I will jihad your sorry ass.
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My bad... Islamabulb.

Didnít you guys toss Riccardo from a 4 story building because he was holding hands with Ellsworth in public?

And you spared Ellsworth because he made a delicious possum on a pita dish?
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My bad... Islamabulb.

Didnít you guys toss Riccardo from a 4 story building because he was holding hands with Ellsworth in public?

And you spared Ellsworth because he made a delicious possum on a pita dish?
is nothing more than a pig dressed up all cutesy. Eating possum is the same as bathing in pork lard while eating a BLT. Fatwah!
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Unread 07-05-2019, 06:13 PM  
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You can make diplomatic missions to Turkmenislizz.
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Unread 07-05-2019, 10:08 PM  
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I thought it was Slizzikastan. Or was that Slagistan?
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My understanding is that the country is trying to corner the international market in goat shit fertilizer and is a hub for menial labor
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