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Unread 07-01-2019, 12:31 AM   #1
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Default Start a new job tomorrow which will be an adjustment for me because..

1. I will only see my cell phone 1 time between 9am and 5:30pm...LUNCH

2. I can't eat lunch at my desk and have to go to the lunch room......."May go out to eat"

3. I won't control the flow of my day since I will be in training/orientation

4.I can't talk about the NBA news that happened today because I don't know anyone

5. I don't know if my supervisor will be a Man or a woman, young or old



BUT it's a job that is 10 mins away from home, same salary as the job that laid me off in June and it's 2 across the street from a supermarket,
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Unread 07-01-2019, 12:34 AM   #2
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Yeah, I heard they let mentally disabled people become Walmart greeters.

Congrats buddy, and nice list!
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Yeah, I heard they let mentally disabled people become Walmart greeters.

Congrats buddy, and nice list!

Walmart doesn't maintain my bills
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I think I can safely say this for all bored members NO ONE CARES!
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i figured you didnt but i wanted to tell you anyway
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Congrats to EVERYONE! Looks like we are in for 8.5 hours off.

And congrats, Smegma. Employment is always a good thing. Im certain the other cart pushers like hoops.
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Unread 07-01-2019, 07:33 AM  
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Congrats to EVERYONE! Looks like we are in for 8.5 hours off.

And congrats, Smegma. Employment is always a good thing. Im certain the other cart pushers like hoops.
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We all know nothing has ever been beneath you.
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CONGRATS SMEGMA. I HOPE IT ALL WORKS OUT FOR YOU.
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CONGRATS SMEGMA. I HOPE IT ALL WORKS OUT FOR YOU.
I didn't like how I received no fucking information about what time lunch is and when my email will be setup. Never had a 1st day like that before
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Unread 07-01-2019, 09:03 PM  
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So you didn't take lunch? Maybe they trust you to be an adult, take it when you're hungry, then get back to work.
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Unread 07-01-2019, 09:11 PM  
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So you didn't take lunch? Maybe they trust you to be an adult, take it when you're hungry, then get back to work.
I took lunch but I wasnt just going to walk out. Usually someone lets me know what my schedule is and what time I take lunch
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I took lunch but I wasnt just going to walk out. Usually someone lets me know what my schedule is and what time I take lunch
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This was the first job I started where I didn't get any information about schedule, lunch, new employee orientation. I was introduced to staff but that was about it
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EVERYTHING WILL WORK ITSELF OUT. JUST GO IN, LISTEN, REACT ACCORDINGLY.

AND WHILE AT WORK, STAY OFF IGGLEPHANS, FUGLY FAT WOMEN PORN, AND TRANNIE SITES ON YOUR WORK COMPUTER, WHICH WE ALL KNOW YOU LIKE,.
SOME PLACES MONITOR WHAT EMPLOYEES ARE LOOKING AT.
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EVERYTHING WILL WORK ITSELF OUT. JUST GO IN, LISTEN, REACT ACCORDINGLY.

AND WHILE AT WORK, STAY OFF IGGLEPHANS, FUGLY FAT WOMEN PORN, AND TRANNIE SITES ON YOUR WORK COMPUTER, WHICH WE ALL KNOW YOU LIKE,.
SOME PLACES MONITOR WHAT EMPLOYEES ARE LOOKING AT.

After being fired from city for internet use I only go on the web on my phone during lunch
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Unread 07-01-2019, 11:24 PM  
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I took lunch but I wasnt just going to walk out. Usually someone lets me know what my schedule is and what time I take lunch
What time are you allowed to shit? That's more important that eating.
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What time are you allowed to shit? That's more important that eating.
I never liked shitting at work so I programmed my body to do it before I leave in the morning and when I get home. Shitting at work is the most uncomfortable experience because it's a 95% chance that someone will walk inside
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Shitting at work is the most uncomfortable experience because it's a 95% chance that someone will walk inside
...and?! Thats what bathrooms are for smegma. Nobody cares if you take a shit in one.
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Yeah child porn has that consequence!
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