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Unread 01-09-2019, 12:43 AM   #1
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I forgot to tell you simple fucks that I had a patient yesterday who was a Cowpuke fan. This dude, 35 years old, had a stroke during the 4th quarter of the Dallas/Seattle game. I immediately told him I was a life long fan of the World Champs, and wrote Fly Eagles Fly on his IV pump.
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Unread 01-09-2019, 07:18 AM  
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NICE...BUT HOW WAS THE POOP? NICE SOLID LOGS?.... YA BLOWIN MUD?...... AND THE PAPERWORK. ... HOW DID THAT GO...

NO FINGERS BREAKING THRU AND GETTING 3I POOP ALL OVER THEM?
BABY WIPES OR PAPER?
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I forgot to tell you simple fucks that I had a patient yesterday who was a Cowpuke fan. This dude, 35 years old, had a stroke during the 4th quarter of the Dallas/Seattle game. I immediately told him I was a life long fan of the World Champs, and wrote Fly Eagles Fly on his IV pump.
I love this
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This made my morning.
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Unread 01-09-2019, 08:33 AM  
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Hopefully his “come to Jesus “ moment will open his eyes and bring him to the green side.

Good job sir, good job.
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I forgot to tell you simple fucks that I had a patient yesterday who was a Cowpuke fan. This dude, 35 years old, had a stroke during the 4th quarter of the Dallas/Seattle game. I immediately told him I was a life long fan of the World Champs, and wrote Fly Eagles Fly on his IV pump.
Right it on his forehead with a green marker!

Brand his ass.
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Green food coloring into the IV drip.
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Work shitter posts are the best posts!
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When I left I dropped this gem on him: “I’m sorry about your condition and I’m not talking about your stroke. World Champs!”
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500 internet fights, that's the number I figured when I first joined igglephans. 500 internet fights and you could consider yourself a legitimate internet-tough guy. You need them for experience, to develop leather skin. So I got started. Of course along the way you stop thinking about being tough and all that. It stops being the point. You get past the silliness of it all. But then...after...you realize that's what you are.
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Unread 01-11-2019, 01:12 AM  
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Work shitter posts are the best posts!
I had to do a double-check since we could always count on IG for those kind of posts along with his fixation with Asian Lesbians.
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