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Unread 01-08-2018, 06:51 PM   #1
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His name would be, Over & Inch?
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Unread 01-08-2018, 07:09 PM   #2
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Oh come on! But my best friends are...

ARE YOU FUCKERS GONNA LEAVE ME HANGING? WTF? It’s getting well past the time when a-holes jump in!
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That was actually pretty good
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Unread 01-08-2018, 07:17 PM  
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Ok. I admit to chuckling at the Monopoly money
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WTF, OB! Even my favorite sandwich bread is Jewish rye with the seeds!
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That was actually pretty good
I kinda laughed out loud (softly) when. Read that.

Nice job DQ (once again proving that even a blind squirrel finds an acorn every now and then)
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The little rub at the end keeps me honest.

Black guy/ Jewish guy in a title is so damn edgy of me, huh!?
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His name would be, Over & Inch?
Comedy is serious business.

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Haha.

The ammonia in urine actual helps against fungus.

I would suggest peeing on your friends from the knees down though
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In Colorado, anything above is courting...

Just saying..
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Unread 01-08-2018, 08:21 PM  
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....is common practice in the Porcupine world.......just saying.
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Unread 01-08-2018, 08:24 PM  
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The goats in my back yard look at me with their yellow eyes, pleading for a shower...
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Well if Dim Bulb had as many dicks going out of him, as going in him, he’d be a porcupine.

Does that count?

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Well if Dim Bulb had as many dicks going out of him, as going in him, he’d be a porcupine.

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...more like a tunnel.
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When she dances, the band skips.
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Your momma is so fat, she brought a spoon to my Super Bowl party
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Your momma is so fat, she brought a spoon to my Super Bowl party
If brains were dynamite she wouldn’t have enough to blow her nose.
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Your momma so stupid that when she put money down on the Atlanta/ Eagles game, she put lipstick on her forehead to makeup her mind

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If brains were gasoline she wouldn’t have enough to drive a go cart around the inside of a cheerio.
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