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Unread 07-18-2019, 08:29 PM   #1
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Default Doctor says Iím having a cystoscopy next week.

For those of you who know what that is, you know how Iím feeling.

For those of you who donít know what that is, Iíd recommend you donít look it up.
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Default Not really so bad......

if you take two qualuudes 30 minutes before the procedure.

Oh wait, itís little late for that advice. Even if it werenít, I doubt if your urologist is a gay friend whoíd go along with it.

Good luck, and remember, when itís over you donít really need to go to the bathroom.
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you'll be okay, champ.
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Default GOOD LUCK RRSSEEE

JUST PRETEND IT'S A LONG THIN TONGUE.

ALL KIDDING ASIDE HOPE IT'S ALL GOOD NEWS. I'M SURE THERE WILL BE NO ISSUES.
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God Bless RSE, prayers up my friend!
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Well, on the plus side at least you can say, "I'd rather have another cystoscopy than..."

Best wishes on the procedure.
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Bones and his Medical Tricorder when you need one?

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Ehhh, I have had it done twice, both times because of kidney stones, you want a real thrill, when they pull an unbreakable stone out and tear your urethra tube to sheds and put in about a 2 foot long plastic stent, then after about a month when it all heals up the Doc grabs ahold of the end of the stent and makes like he's starting his lawn mower, yeah, that is when all of your breath leaves your body!
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THAN WATCH MARKELLE FULTZ, OR BEN SIMMONS SHOOT A JUMPER?
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Not for kidney stones thank God.
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good luck. still beats living in tioga county
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Default Good luck with that

I had one taken from my back a few years ago.
Turned out to be benign. Iím positive yours will as well.
Iíll keep you in my prayers.
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I had one taken from my back a few years ago.
Turned out to be benign. Iím positive yours will as well.
Iíll keep you in my prayers.
So youíre telling us you had a penis growing out of your back? Iíd be interested to know what position you used to pee.

Custom made toilet?
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Good lucky, buddy. Will be praying for you.
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This is the kind of shit we have to go through to make up for not having babies. Grab yourself a $25 stick and a nice single malt, something to look forward to when you get home.

Seriously though... best of luck, man.
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Good luck Brother and we'll see you in Buffalo!
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Insist on being unconscious or refuse the procedure. You will get push back but they will knock you out if you demand it. Pay for it yourself if necessary.
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It’s done and dusted. First time I peed after the local anesthesia wore off I would have screamed in agony if I wasn’t at the office. Pain is better today but still peeing a lot of blood. Supposedly that’s a 24-48 hour thing.
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