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Unread 08-01-2019, 11:58 PM   #1
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Every bitch I talked to about a question she dont know the answer. But when the man comes on and takes over he answers my question.

Shit drives me crazy
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Unread 08-02-2019, 04:37 AM   #2
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Now you know how it feels to read one of your posts.
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You know how to get through a smegma thread, dont read his just the replies. That's where the entertainment is.
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Unread 08-02-2019, 09:19 AM   #4
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Every bitch I talked to about a question she dont know the answer. But when the man comes on and takes over he answers my question.

Shit drives me crazy
The word you are looking for is "male" smegma. It's called an adjective.

Lemme use it in a sentence for you:

Smegma's mother is kept busy every night with a constant flow of male customers into her bedroom.

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Every bitch I talked to about a question she dont know the answer. But when the man comes on and takes over he answers my question.

Shit drives me crazy
Which bumfuck town in Alabama do you call home?

Also, we get it, you bet on sports.

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It sounds to me that you are every bit the novice as the ladies you are complaining about. I mean, if you have to ask them for advice you might as well play scratch offs.
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It's always good to be able to check in, see a Smegma thread at the top of the board, and know that absolutely nothing worth a damn is happening.

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I THINK SMEGMA IS A RUSSIAN BOT ATTACK. GOTTA BE.
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It sounds to me that you are every bit the novice as the ladies you are complaining about. I mean, if you have to ask them for advice you might as well play scratch offs.
i only been betting since april and its a lot a dont know. like if you take the over on the phillies scoring 3 runs and they finish with 3 i get my money back because its considered a tie
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they giggled when he asked a question.
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i only been betting since april and its a lot a dont know. like if you take the over on the phillies scoring 3 runs and they finish with 3 i get my money back because its considered a tie
It's called a push. Save your money and stop betting.
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It's called a push. Save your money and stop betting.
Right it's a tie is called a PUSH when it's a single number.
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fuck you talking about
hahahahha. your either fetching the bagels or banging the holes!!!!
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