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3rd & Inches 01-09-2019 12:43 AM

Posting from work shitter
 
I forgot to tell you simple fucks that I had a patient yesterday who was a Cowpuke fan. This dude, 35 years old, had a stroke during the 4th quarter of the Dallas/Seattle game. I immediately told him I was a life long fan of the World Champs, and wrote Fly Eagles Fly on his IV pump.

DEERSPINE GUY 01-09-2019 07:18 AM

NICE...BUT HOW WAS THE POOP? NICE SOLID LOGS?.... YA BLOWIN MUD?...... AND THE PAPERWORK. ... HOW DID THAT GO...

NO FINGERS BREAKING THRU AND GETTING 3I POOP ALL OVER THEM?
BABY WIPES OR PAPER?

JuTMSY4 01-09-2019 08:15 AM

god damn
 
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Originally Posted by 3rd & Inches (Post 1925606)
I forgot to tell you simple fucks that I had a patient yesterday who was a Cowpuke fan. This dude, 35 years old, had a stroke during the 4th quarter of the Dallas/Seattle game. I immediately told him I was a life long fan of the World Champs, and wrote Fly Eagles Fly on his IV pump.

I love this

McCarthy12 01-09-2019 08:30 AM

This made my morning.

Raptor 01-09-2019 08:33 AM

Good man,
 
Hopefully his “come to Jesus “ moment will open his eyes and bring him to the green side.

Good job sir, good job.

Drama Queen 01-09-2019 12:05 PM

Nice
 
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Originally Posted by 3rd & Inches (Post 1925606)
I forgot to tell you simple fucks that I had a patient yesterday who was a Cowpuke fan. This dude, 35 years old, had a stroke during the 4th quarter of the Dallas/Seattle game. I immediately told him I was a life long fan of the World Champs, and wrote Fly Eagles Fly on his IV pump.

Right it on his forehead with a green marker!

Brand his ass.

Eagle Road 01-09-2019 12:18 PM

Green food coloring into the IV drip.

jimbo 01-09-2019 12:19 PM

Work shitter posts are the best posts!

3rd & Inches 01-09-2019 08:39 PM

When I left I dropped this gem on him: “I’m sorry about your condition and I’m not talking about your stroke. World Champs!”

headknocker 01-11-2019 01:12 AM

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Originally Posted by jimbo (Post 1925635)
Work shitter posts are the best posts!

I had to do a double-check since we could always count on IG for those kind of posts along with his fixation with Asian Lesbians.


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