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  • Martin Shkreli jury selection

    https://harpers.org/archive/2017/09/public-enemy/

    Not sure if this was posted, but it's fucking hilarious.

    the court: The question is, have you heard anything that would affect your ability to decide this case with an open mind. Can you do that?

    juror no. 144: I don’t think I can because he kind of looks like a dick.
    Last edited by Melchior; 08-16-2017, 08:33 PM.
    "If I was racist in my opinion of QB's, I wouldn't have a dog named Donovan." - downundermike

  • #2
    Bwah ... now that's the way to get out of jury duty.
    Obscenity is the last refuge of an inarticulate motherfucker.

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    • #3
      "And he disrespected the Wu-Tang Clan"

      LOL nice
      "You on the other hand, describe your shit so many times and revel in how glorious or strange it looks that there is absolutely no doubt you most definitely DO have a shit fetish." - Kelly Green


      Jim Lahey is a drunk bastard.

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      • #4
        This.

        Originally posted by BirdsInNC View Post
        LOL nice
        Get the fuckin album from this schmuck.
        The truth is incontrovertible. Malice may attack it, ignorance may deride it, but in the end, there it is - Winston Churchill

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