Something for IG to add to his "Dullass vs Philadelphia" annual post

[Overbrook]

Dullass - Zeke Elliott beats up on women, gets 6 game suspension from NFL, which he is fighting tooth and nail.

Philadelphia - Chris Long, who attended UVA, will be donating his next 6 game checks to educate children in Charlottesville.

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And speaking of that piece of garbage Elliott, did you happen to notice where they cowpies went to get him his stay? It was none other than the esteemed courthouse in Frisco, Texass. That's right, fucking FRISCO, Texass!

I guess that counts as judge shopping at it's finest.

[Dim Bulb]

That's Nothing

Dullass - Zeke Elliott beats up on women, gets 6 game suspension from NFL, which he is fighting tooth and nail.

Philadelphia - Chris Long, who attended UVA, will be donating his next 6 game checks to educate children in Charlottesville.

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And speaking of that piece of garbage Elliott, did you happen to notice where they cowpies went to get him his stay? It was none other than the esteemed courthouse in Frisco, Texass. That's right, fucking FRISCO, Texass!

I guess that counts as judge shopping at it's finest.

I hereby pledge to donate ALL my NFL game checks for this year to the children's hospital. Plus all my winnings from the Igglephans Suicide Pool. Plus my entire stamp collection. All two stamps. One has Jimmy Carter on it, the other Jimmy Chitwood. They have to be worth a lot.

[Overbrook]

No..................

goats?

[Dim Bulb]

They've really gotten used to smegma

goats?

I'd hate to deprive them of their thrills.