IGGLEPHANS  

Go Back   IGGLEPHANS > Igglephans Main Board

Reply
Thread Tools Display Modes
Unread 10-16-2017, 12:35 AM   #21
smg
 
Join Date: Dec 2014
Posts:
smg is on a distinguished road
Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by DEERSPINE GUY View Post
WHAT IS THIS FG I KEEP READING ABOUT? IS THAT THAT THING THAT WENT 61 YARDS WITH 1 SECOND LEFT A FEW WEEKS AGO?

Those things only seem to work when it's no time left on the clock
smg is offline   Reply With Quote
Unread 10-16-2017, 12:35 AM   #22
DEERSPINE GUY
LEGEND
 
DEERSPINE GUY's Avatar
 
Join Date: Sep 2008
Location: DEERSPINE DEN
Posts:
DEERSPINE GUY is on a distinguished road
Default

AND AFTER A TOUCHDOWN IS SCORED YOU GET 3 POINTS FOR KICKING THE BALL OVER THAT BAR, RIGHT?
__________________
"LIFE IS FULL OF 4TH AND 1 DECISIONS, CHOOSE YOUR NEXT CROSSROADS WISELY.
DEERSPINE GUY is offline   Reply With Quote
Unread 10-16-2017, 12:36 AM   #23
smg
 
Join Date: Dec 2014
Posts:
smg is on a distinguished road
Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by DEERSPINE GUY View Post
AND AFTER A TOUCHDOWN IS SCORED YOU GET 3 POINTS FOR KICKING THE BALL OVER THAT BAR, RIGHT?
3-2
smg is offline   Reply With Quote
Unread 10-16-2017, 12:36 AM  
Posted in reply to Melchior's post starting "You score touchdowns by passing or..."
#24
The Duck
 
The Duck's Avatar
 
Join Date: Sep 2012
Location: ...In a dry and waterless place.
Posts:
The Duck is on a distinguished road
Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by Melchior View Post
You score touchdowns by passing or running the ball across the plane of the goal line while maintaining control of the ball.
Unless you're a Jets player. Then it's a turnover.
The Duck is offline   Reply With Quote
Unread 10-16-2017, 12:46 AM  
Posted in reply to smg's post starting "FG's don't put the game out of reach"
#25
Greenstealth
 
Greenstealth's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jan 2009
Posts:
Greenstealth is on a distinguished road
Default Did you ever fuck that girl

Quote:
Originally Posted by smg View Post
FG's don't put the game out of reach
That won't put out?
Greenstealth is offline   Reply With Quote
Unread 10-16-2017, 12:47 AM   #26
smg
 
Join Date: Dec 2014
Posts:
smg is on a distinguished road
Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by Greenstealth View Post
That won't put out?
Yes and also ate a peach pie off her ass on friday
smg is offline   Reply With Quote
Unread 10-16-2017, 01:18 AM  
Posted in reply to smg's post starting "Yes and also ate a peach pie off her..."
#27
The Duck
 
The Duck's Avatar
 
Join Date: Sep 2012
Location: ...In a dry and waterless place.
Posts:
The Duck is on a distinguished road
Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by smg View Post
Yes and also ate a peach pie off her ass on friday
Is this some sort of colorful euphemism that millennial youts employ to describe their amorous picadillos (real or imagined), or is there literal pastry involved?
The Duck is offline   Reply With Quote
Unread 10-16-2017, 01:21 AM  
Posted in reply to The Duck's post starting "Is this some sort of colorful euphemism..."
#28
smg
 
Join Date: Dec 2014
Posts:
smg is on a distinguished road
Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by The Duck View Post
Is this some sort of colorful euphemism that millennial youts employ to describe their amorous picadillos (real or imagined), or is there literal pastry involved?
Yes pasty was involved,, Peach funk pie
smg is offline   Reply With Quote
Unread 10-16-2017, 07:40 AM  
Posted in reply to The Duck's post starting "I agree. Other teams will now start..."
#29
Riccardo
Baba de caracol
 
Riccardo's Avatar
 
Join Date: Nov 1999
Location: new geighsey
Posts:
Riccardo is an unknown quantity at this point
Default Bwaaa.... This thread is gold

Quote:
Originally Posted by The Duck View Post
I agree. Other teams will now start trying to score more points than them. They need to be on guard against this.
Sssmmmmmeggggma!
__________________
"I could buy you." - The Village Idiot
Riccardo is offline   Reply With Quote
Unread 10-16-2017, 08:00 AM  
Posted in reply to smg's post starting "Yes and also ate a peach pie off her..."
#30
CbEagle
 
CbEagle's Avatar
 
Join Date: Nov 1999
Posts:
CbEagle is on a distinguished road
Default

Whats it like to do a reach around and get cock?
__________________
"Thinking NFL players are 'protesting the flag' is like thinking Rosa Parks was protesting public transportation."
CbEagle is offline   Reply With Quote
Unread 10-16-2017, 08:48 AM  
Posted in reply to slag's post starting "PS - is that what they meant in the..."
#31
TerpEagle
 
TerpEagle's Avatar
 
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: Ballmer Canny, Merlin
Posts:
TerpEagle
Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by slag View Post
PS - is that what they meant in the title of that shitty film "Any Given Sunday"?
The Eagles need to fight for every inch.

And get James Woods on their medical team so Darby and Johnson can play.
__________________
--
Your Retarded
TerpEagle is offline   Reply With Quote
Unread 10-16-2017, 12:56 PM  
Posted in reply to smg's post starting "3-2"
#32
DEERSPINE GUY
LEGEND
 
DEERSPINE GUY's Avatar
 
Join Date: Sep 2008
Location: DEERSPINE DEN
Posts:
DEERSPINE GUY is on a distinguished road
Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by smg View Post
3-2
OOOHHH, SO YA GET 1 POINT AFTER A T.D.
BUT WHEN YA DECIDE NOT TO KICK IT OVER THE BAR FOR ONE POINT, DO YOU GET ANOTHER TOUCHDOWN IF YA RUN OVER THE GOAL LINE AGAIN?
__________________
"LIFE IS FULL OF 4TH AND 1 DECISIONS, CHOOSE YOUR NEXT CROSSROADS WISELY.
DEERSPINE GUY is offline   Reply With Quote
Unread 10-16-2017, 01:05 PM  
Posted in reply to smg's post starting "Yes pasty was involved,, Peach funk pie"
#33
TerpEagle
 
TerpEagle's Avatar
 
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: Ballmer Canny, Merlin
Posts:
TerpEagle
Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by smg View Post
Yes pasty was involved,, Peach funk pie
Wait, was it peach pie or a pasty?
__________________
--
Your Retarded
TerpEagle is offline   Reply With Quote
Unread 10-16-2017, 01:11 PM  
Posted in reply to TerpEagle's post starting "Wait, was it peach pie or a pasty?"
#34
DEERSPINE GUY
LEGEND
 
DEERSPINE GUY's Avatar
 
Join Date: Sep 2008
Location: DEERSPINE DEN
Posts:
DEERSPINE GUY is on a distinguished road
Default

AND WAS IT A SMALL TASTYKAKE PIE, DANISH OR A FULL ON PIE WITH WHIPPED CREAM? DID THE PIE HAVE CINNAMON ON THE PEACHES?

HOW DID YOU GET THE CRUMBS OUT OF THE CANYON? THE OL SHOP VAC METHOD? OR WAS IT THE RATTLESNAKE TONGUE CLEANING?
__________________
"LIFE IS FULL OF 4TH AND 1 DECISIONS, CHOOSE YOUR NEXT CROSSROADS WISELY.

Last edited by DEERSPINE GUY; 10-16-2017 at 01:20 PM.
DEERSPINE GUY is offline   Reply With Quote
Unread 10-16-2017, 01:26 PM  
Posted in reply to DEERSPINE GUY's post starting "AND WAS IT A SMALL TASTYKAKE PIE,..."
#35
The Duck
 
The Duck's Avatar
 
Join Date: Sep 2012
Location: ...In a dry and waterless place.
Posts:
The Duck is on a distinguished road
Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by DEERSPINE GUY View Post
AND WAS IT A SMALL TASTYKAKE PIE, DANISH OR A FULL ON PIE WITH WHIPPED CREAM? DID THE PIE HAVE CINNAMON ON THE PEACHES?

HOW DID YOU GET THE CRUMBS OUT OF THE CANYON? THE OL SHOP VAC METHOD? OR WAS IT THE RATTLESNAKE TONGUE CLEANING?
It might have been one of those Hostess fruit pies with the glazed shell. Those things were delicious, although I was never able to effectively incorporate them into the copulative arts. But not for lack of trying.
The Duck is offline   Reply With Quote
Unread 10-16-2017, 01:28 PM  
Posted in reply to Riccardo's post "Bwaaa.... This thread is gold"
#36
The Duck
 
The Duck's Avatar
 
Join Date: Sep 2012
Location: ...In a dry and waterless place.
Posts:
The Duck is on a distinguished road
Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by Riccardo View Post
Sssmmmmmeggggma!
Old Man Dunek would have loved this thread, rest his soul.
The Duck is offline   Reply With Quote
Unread 10-16-2017, 01:36 PM  
Posted in reply to The Duck's post starting "Old Man Dunek would have loved this..."
#37
DEERSPINE GUY
LEGEND
 
DEERSPINE GUY's Avatar
 
Join Date: Sep 2008
Location: DEERSPINE DEN
Posts:
DEERSPINE GUY is on a distinguished road
Default

HAHAHA.

I WAS THINKIN THE HOSTESS MAY BE BETTER FOR THE FLAG POLE JAM IN MUNCH THAN THE TASTYPIE.
__________________
"LIFE IS FULL OF 4TH AND 1 DECISIONS, CHOOSE YOUR NEXT CROSSROADS WISELY.
DEERSPINE GUY is offline   Reply With Quote
Unread 10-16-2017, 02:52 PM  
Posted in reply to Melchior's post starting "You score touchdowns by passing or..."
#38
Bardy
 
Bardy's Avatar
 
Join Date: Nov 1999
Location: Joisey
Posts:
Bardy
Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by Melchior View Post
You score touchdowns by passing or running the ball across the plane of the goal line while maintaining control of the ball.
Tell that to the Jets.
__________________
Bardy is offline   Reply With Quote
Reply

Thread Tools
Display Modes

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off

Forum Jump


All times are GMT -4. The time now is 05:14 AM.


Post Contents are owned by the posters. Use the "Contact Us" link to contact us for administrative issues. Original Artwork and other content copyright 2000-2007 by Raptor (mostly) and/or IGGLEPHANS