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  • #31
    bwah ... you Flo like Progressive!
    Obscenity is the last refuge of an inarticulate motherfucker.

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    • #32
      haha!
      "Listen to McCarthy" - Art Vandelay

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      • #33
        J-Dugg read this thread and learn something.

        Originally posted by 3rd & Inches View Post
        (check, check one, Fucka T-Pain don't need no singing on my ish!)


        Pistol grip pump from my lap at all times,
        leader of the new school
        watch how I busta rhyme.
        Running out the bank
        duffle bag full of cash.
        Igglephans freestyle
        teachin suckas how to smash.

        Called up Sellen
        got head on the first date,
        took my time, showed 2GAP
        how to penetrate.
        Celebrated early
        Djaxed the condom on the goal line.
        Board mafia member,
        wake up next to a Deerspine.
        IN ALL CAPS,
        I'M GOING GUN NUTZ ON YOU WANGNUTZ!!!
        Team ain't been the same since
        Jeremy Bloom got cut...

        True M.C.s
        500 internet fights, that's the number I figured when I first joined igglephans. 500 internet fights and you could consider yourself a legitimate internet-tough guy. You need them for experience, to develop leather skin. So I got started. Of course along the way you stop thinking about being tough and all that. It stops being the point. You get past the silliness of it all. But then...after...you realize that's what you are.

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        • #34
          Man drop that funky fresh beat so my homies can bus a hardcore rap battle on these mark ass busta's.

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          • #35
            BWAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAA

            12 years on this bored and this the best thread ever. It should be a sticky. I'm fucking die'n here....couldn't stop laughing. Wife ran into to ask if I was ok.

            Brilliant gentlemen. Simply brilliant.
            Last edited by inkdrop; 03-21-2014, 06:41 PM.

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            • #36
              Originally posted by inkdrop View Post
              12 years on this bored and this the best thread ever. It should be a sticky. I'm fucking die'n here....couldn't stop laughing. Wife ran into to ask if I was ok.

              Brilliant gentlemen. Simply brilliant.
              If you missed it, you should probably check this out, one of these was made into a video.

              http://igglephans.com/iggboard/showp...96&postcount=1

              JD could learn a thing or two from KG.

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              • #37
                Originally posted by Phoward12 View Post
                If you missed it, you should probably check this out, one of these was made into a video.

                http://igglephans.com/iggboard/showp...96&postcount=1

                JD could learn a thing or two from KG.
                I giggled at that thread earlier. But this thread is a straight up bored masterpiece. So much igglephans history put into lyrical form. Name the gate these rhymes be flowing and ill have make the journey.

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                • #38
                  Originally posted by 3rd & Inches View Post
                  True M.C.s
                  Nice. I'll give it a go.

                  Chip Kelly's got me sold. Only took a little while
                  Thought of Vick, Jax, and Shady made me crack a smile
                  Then the team laid down like a bunch of floor tiles
                  Til Nicky Six fucked D's like he founded Second Mile

                  2014's lookin good, could it maybe our year?
                  At least Chung done got the hell up outta here
                  The Boys and the Giants are both in our rear view mirror
                  And the Skins are still goin down the fuckin trail of Tears

                  Get better D Backs, keep D Jax, and we'll be in the playoffs
                  The NFC East is gonna be another cake walk
                  Our rivals have no chance, they should all get laid off
                  Or draft Michael Sam, and challenge us to a bake off

                  (cause he's gay ya know, and can probably bake like a woman)

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                  • #39
                    Seen a wangnut with a tent

                    hope that mothafucka didn't rent it
                    cause it be flyin away and away
                    draggin four across the concrete
                    saw some shoes flying off some little feet
                    one all thick like my turgid meat
                    while he screamed at under age bitches
                    flashed their tits left me in stitches
                    stole their table full of chip bags
                    while a bug eyed boy cried like a little fag
                    pella salesman too drunk to deal yo
                    and the muscle man turned out to be a ho
                    shook some hands like a dead assed fish
                    while wangnut di tutti wangunt ate up a pepper full of piss
                    best day here when they all ran away
                    to the island of misfit posters that awesome day
                    John Erlichman, one of President Richard Nixon's closest aides, has admitted America's "War on Drugs" was a hoax designed to vilify and disrupt "the antiwar left and black people" when it was launched in 1971.

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                    • #40
                      Originally posted by Loki View Post
                      hope that mothafucka didn't rent it
                      cause it be flyin away and away
                      draggin four across the concrete
                      saw some shoes flying off some little feet
                      one all thick like my turgid meat
                      while he screamed at under age bitches
                      flashed their tits left me in stitches
                      stole their table full of chip bags
                      while a bug eyed boy cried like a little fag
                      pella salesman too drunk to deal yo
                      and the muscle man turned out to be a ho
                      shook some hands like a dead assed fish
                      while wangnut di tutti wangunt ate up a pepper full of piss
                      best day here when they all ran away
                      to the island of misfit posters that awesome day
                      That's what I'm talking about Lokster!
                      500 internet fights, that's the number I figured when I first joined igglephans. 500 internet fights and you could consider yourself a legitimate internet-tough guy. You need them for experience, to develop leather skin. So I got started. Of course along the way you stop thinking about being tough and all that. It stops being the point. You get past the silliness of it all. But then...after...you realize that's what you are.

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                      • #41
                        holy crap great thread

                        Thinks the Sixers need a Wilt to roll up on a ring
                        But ain't watched a game since the Pistons had Bing

                        WOOOOOOO that is quality.
                        Officially awaiting Douchebagnacht II since
                        May 7, 2010




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                        • #42
                          Quality work men.

                          I got nothing.

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                          • #43
                            Aight, son

                            I showed up at the gayte
                            10-20 was the date
                            and the hours that I drove
                            it was somethin like eight
                            and that pepper that I ate
                            it was hotter than a muh'fucka
                            I'm back in the booth
                            knockin out some more suckas
                            I step up
                            they step down like Leno
                            These cats is mad wack
                            like a JDug demo
                            at next year's gayte
                            3I you gotta go
                            I'll bring the Hennesy
                            IG will bring the hoes
                            The truth is incontrovertible. Malice may attack it, ignorance may deride it, but in the end, there it is - Winston Churchill

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                            • #44
                              OK my lame attempt

                              by the way...Pack West's is awesume. OK hand me da mic

                              OK...second whitest after Tennessee drawl boy

                              They call me IG Im the ole skool MC
                              I Like to discuss my turds, gas and pee
                              No subject's taboo unless I don't like you
                              Dats when I slay you stiff like Magoo's poo
                              I dont like guns dont need em with my words
                              I wrote how Klotz once skooled Larry Bird
                              When n00bs come around that's when I get down
                              and wax poetic bout the corn in my brown
                              Or a Wangnut chirps about defending some maroon
                              Dats when I squeeze neck and stick Adidas up wazoo
                              You think to can post in every thread from Ay to zee
                              We rip you a new one like fat dork from tennessee
                              They call us Igglephans and yeah we eat our young
                              IF we get bored we rap wit Slag about our dung
                              KG hate dat.. 'bout his 'Mingo he'd rather squawk
                              when he gets beat like drum he take a long walk
                              on high gay tuss he will go... albeit very slow
                              like a Red Robin rib rack thru his veins wit mayo
                              We eat trolls for lunch make em cringe cry and quivah
                              we punch posts wit more holes than Jerruh Jones liver
                              We dont like foreskinz goin native people racial
                              make me wanna give em all a brass knuckle facial
                              Not to take it nagitive I'd rather rhyme 'bout joy
                              like two young Asian women who do not care for boy
                              or a deep fried turkey in a boilin' greasy vat
                              or a failed Jrice shotgun on da asphalt goes splatt
                              we used to laff bout Jackass crew's sloshed up feat
                              til King went on da wagon now all they do is skeet
                              so we pound down tomato pie and Zubazz kilt deer
                              and we cook up a pot of clams in exotic craft beer
                              den we go in Link and we watch da Birds soar
                              or more den likely crash an burn on fucked up turf floor
                              but at least Banner gone and Fat Fuck in Kaycee
                              almost good as sex for us or for KG grayvee

                              WORD

                              (mic drop)
                              Officially awaiting Douchebagnacht II since
                              May 7, 2010




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                              • #45
                                Yeaaaaaaaah, son !!!!!!

                                Originally posted by Irish George View Post
                                by the way...Pack West's is awesume. OK hand me da mic

                                OK...second whitest after Tennessee drawl boy

                                They call me IG Im the ole skool MC
                                I Like to discuss my turds, gas and pee
                                No subject's taboo unless I don't like you
                                Dats when I slay you stiff like Magoo's poo
                                I dont like guns dont need em with my words
                                I wrote how Klotz once skooled Larry Bird
                                When n00bs come around that's when I get down
                                and wax poetic bout the corn in my brown
                                Or a Wangnut chirps about defending some maroon
                                Dats when I squeeze neck and stick Adidas up wazoo
                                You think to can post in every thread from Ay to zee
                                We rip you a new one like fat dork from tennessee
                                They call us Igglephans and yeah we eat our young
                                IF we get bored we rap wit Slag about our dung
                                KG hate dat.. 'bout his 'Mingo he'd rather squawk
                                when he gets beat like drum he take a long walk
                                on high gay tuss he will go... albeit very slow
                                like a Red Robin rib rack thru his veins wit mayo
                                We eat trolls for lunch make em cringe cry and quivah
                                we punch posts wit more holes than Jerruh Jones liver
                                We dont like foreskinz goin native people racial
                                make me wanna give em all a brass knuckle facial
                                Not to take it nagitive I'd rather rhyme 'bout joy
                                like two young Asian women who do not care for boy
                                or a deep fried turkey in a boilin' greasy vat
                                or a failed Jrice shotgun on da asphalt goes splatt
                                we used to laff bout Jackass crew's sloshed up feat
                                til King went on da wagon now all they do is skeet
                                so we pound down tomato pie and Zubazz kilt deer
                                and we cook up a pot of clams in exotic craft beer
                                den we go in Link and we watch da Birds soar
                                or more den likely crash an burn on fucked up turf floor
                                but at least Banner gone and Fat Fuck in Kaycee
                                almost good as sex for us or for KG grayvee

                                WORD

                                (mic drop)
                                Jersey stand up !!!!!!
                                The truth is incontrovertible. Malice may attack it, ignorance may deride it, but in the end, there it is - Winston Churchill

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